What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do a bra and panties have to match?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

My parents force me (15yo atheist) to go to church, and there’s this thing called Small Sundays where we discuss the Bible in groups, there are questions asked about the Bible. What am I supposed to do when they ask?

-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why don't we hear our own snoring?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why is Matt Gaetz being investigated but not Sarah (Tim) McBride? Why do we only care about grooming when it's the Republicans doing it?

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why can't the US government force this new deep seek to not operate in the USA for security reasons? People's personal information will be available to China like TikTok was.